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Friday, April 26, 2013

Space Elves and... Reptiles?

And now for something completely different:



As with the perky cat lady breasts located two posts below, this lovely image is provided by sauce-master extraordinaire *morningstar at http://gerbilfat.tumblr.com/.

Because the image is focused on what matters most, allow me to add a morsel of context before moving on to the accompanying tale.

This pairing, like Ase and Shale below, comes out of a game I run occasionally with the artist. It's a sandbox game rooted in the notion that every now and then, it's good to play something mindless with no higher goal than to blow things up, craft ridiculous arguments, and throw a variety of hot sci-fi characters into each others' pants.

Rakheem--the male with the blue tool--is inspired very loosely by a bearded dragon, and colored like some fantastical lizard I found in a google image search while I was drunk.

Reoti--the blue tool recipient--is something of a cross between an elf and a succubus. In space. Because, well, we could.

As you can tell, he's much, much bigger than she is.

While the majority of the game revolves around explosions and crew-centric drama, I did, in my spare time, take the time to write two stories about these two doin' it, each with a completely different tone and meant, as a pair, to highlight the complicated relationship of two very different people with very different cultures living together in a very violent and hostile universe. 

The first story, and by far the longer one, is intentionally ridiculous and meant for laughs as much as erotic value. It's also by far the more graphic of the two, and therefore best suited for an introduction to the setting and characters.

If these stories prove popular, I may write more with them. 

Here's the snippet:


Reoti grinned, reveling in the klop-klop of her heavy, feminized military work boots, the tops of which ran halfway up her otherwise bare calves. A form-fitting green-and-brown miniskirt ran just low enough to obscure her groin, at least as long as she stood straight up. And just over that, she wore a matching military uniform—albeit entirely too tight in all the right places to be authentic. The top three buttons had been undone and her heavy breasts strained against the tailored fabric, revealing everything short of what he wanted most. She wasn’t wearing a bra.
Sitting up just a bit, Rakheem stared, dumbfounded. His curiosity over the origin and purpose of such a get-up was being outdone only by the all-too-familiar sensation of swelling. Of desire. Tilting his head the other way, he leaned forward a little, looking her up and down. “…What…?”
Leaning forward just far enough to present her ample cleavage, she eyed him up and down, appraisingly. “Feeling any better… sir?”
Rakheem’s mouth fell open, then shut, then open again as he caught a familiar scent. Well, two, really. Lubricant, both of the natural and warming varieties. Realization slowly sunk in. That swelling grew worse. Costume. This was a… costume. She put this on. For him. And now he was supposed to play along.

Spoiler: He plays along.

So, without further ado, I present to you: MRofEdLV. That stands for, 'Mindless Rutting of Elven dash Lizard Variety'. 

Enjoy, if you're into that kind of thing. 




            Rakheem awoke to a thump on the side of his head. Eyes still closed, the massive reptile groaned quietly. Another thump followed, right above his ear, then another on his jaw. As his partner’s tiny fist struck again, he wondered how long she’d been beating on him. He rolled to his back with a frustrated grunt, his special-order giganto-large mattress creaking under his weight.
He felt like death.
“Hey, dong-face!” Reoti snapped. Her nude form crawled up Rakheem’s hulking form, scaling him like a mountain of pillows. She leaned in close, her face inches from his, waiting.
A single blue-yellow eye opened, glaring up at the face of his elf-like companion. He imagined throwing her off the bed. Temptation struck.
Reoti’s pale lips twisted into a grin, basking in her victory over his slumber. “Hi there.”